A Muchos Rock and Roll Wetherspoons Book Signing - Beer and Books. How Mint Is Me?

So, another book thingyjabob...

Back in the saddle after the Sunda Apathy session, and - to an extent - back on home turf.

The pub.

Yup. That's right.

I admit, it's odd. Yes - the opportunities for disaster are huuuuuuuuuje. But, ya knaa, at least this time if it goes wrong I can have a pint.

So, if anyone fancies buying a book/having one signed/buying me a pint/having me sign a pint and happen to be in the area:

Wetherspoons, Consett, CO. Durham.

6 - 8pm on the 1st April.

And no... It's not a joke.

And So I Have To Ask Myself: Where Have All The Nipples Gone?

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I have just finished writing a Chapter of Novel 2 - FSLL. This is obviously a good thing. In fact the whole thing is going quite well, I have some bit and pieces I want to redo later and they are highlighted in yellow. I also have some adjustments I want to make to a character, these are highlighted in blue and come with a handy comment bubble.
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But I worry.
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I really do.
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For you see, I have just finished writing a Chapter of Novel 2 - FSLL in which my main protagonist is in a strip club.
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And not once have I mentioned Nipples. I fear I may be unwell.
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9987 has nipples in.
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So I have to ask myself: Where have all the nipples gone?
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There is an easy fix to this. I could just go back and put some in. But somehow the tone of FSLL doesn't lend itself to nipples.
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(I know, I was surprised too. What book wouldn't be better with nipples?
"Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?"
"Juliet, show us your tits!" )
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I fear I may be growing up.
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Disco Kettle doesn't see this as a problem. But he has different tastes, there is nothing gets his water bubbling like a supple flex of power cord, like a shiny plug pin. In fact I think he has a thing for the microwave, they regularly 'Bing' together...
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But I digress.
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Where have all the nipples gone? I can only assume someone is stealing my nipples.
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So if it's you, you unscrupulous fiend, stop it. It's very upsetting. Nipple thief.