Wednesday, 28 January 2009

Holycrapotsthelaunchdaytomorrow!

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6 comments:

Beth said...

and... breathe :)

you'll be fine medear. i'm coming and i might be bringing some friends along and stephen's gonna be there too and i can't wait to get my raffle ticket so nur :)

see ya soon!

Megan said...

All the very, very best. You will LOVE it. Bet you a fiver.

DJ Kirkby said...

Lol, excellent post. Tonight will be amazing, honest it really will. Enjoy yourself and don't drink too much as school children + hangover = living hell.

Vix said...

Just remember all I told ya.
Plus - if you dont enjoy this I am going to kick your arse.
love you

DJ Kirkby said...

Ahem...so when do we get to hear how it went?

Beth said...

It was great DJ - I really enjoyed it!

Oh, hang on - were you asking Nik???

Hope yours went well too!