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Wednesday, 28 January 2009

Holycrapotsthelaunchdaytomorrow!

Holyjustaddwaterjesusitsthelaunchtomorrowandimfreeeeekingoutandhavenoideaifitllgotoplanorgoalltitsupandwhetheranyonewilleventurnupatallandwhethertherewillbebooksandstuffandidontthink ivegotanycleansocksandmyshirtisstillwetandmyjeanshaveholesinandillforgetmylinesandtheworldwillexplodeandkillusallandthatwouldbeshittyandawfulandwouldmeanthatiwouldntevengetmyfirst royaltycheckplusiwasinthepaperyesterdaywithafairlycrapphotowhichbythewaythekidsatworkhaveallseenandcutoutformeatobringinandshowmesonowihavelikesevencopieswhichislovelyintheory exceptofcoursenowtheyallwanttoreadityeahgreatexceptthatthebookissickandtwistedandnotreallysuitablefortwelveyearoldsandanywayalongsideonthepagewasastoryaboutadrunkteenagerwho threwatableoffabalconyorsomethingandanotherstoryaboutateenageshopliftingserialkillerorsomethinganywaypointisthisisallveryveryscary.