Me and my brother have a dream.
It is glorious dream.
An ambitious dream.
It is a dream that cold change the world (or at least the service industry)
It is a dream the RSPCA are unlikely to share.
We dream of Monkeys.
Waiter Monkeys.
Waiter Monkeys who Juggle.
We'd make a Mint.
But more importantly it would help me out. Cos I'm not much of a juggler. I juggle three ok. As long as the stuff isn't breakable obviously.
See, problem is is that maybe. Maybe. I took on too much.
Firstly I'm still working. Suprising I know - people haven't discovered me as yet. Secondly there is the MA, which is fun - but still, it's a lot of work. It is, horribly, more important to me than work.
Lastly there are new and exciting developments in my personal life. This takes up a lot of my time. And I'm not complaing, really I'm not. It is, in fact, priority number one. It's proper mint, how.
And yeah, I know. I said I could juggle three. I remember, it was only a few lines ago. But, see, problem is - they're all breakable aren't they?
I could cope with working breaking - but it would bugger up two and three wouldn't it?
So.
Me and my brother have a dream.
We dream of Juggling Monkeys. And they could teach us so much.
Plus:
Disco Kettle Packs His Bags
Me and DK got ourselves a new place.
Oh yes, I'll let you know when we can afford the heating to have a warming... see what I did there?
8 comments:
You might just get along with Rob at http://tooclosecartoons.blogspot.com very very well!
Where you going? You leaving us? sob!
And the monkey thing - Gary shares your dream.
x
Does the personal life development know that you're running off with DK?!?!?!?
I owe you a rec, too - soon. Honest.
Am I invited when you get the heating on?!
But just think of your banana bills!
Enjoy it all, try to grab some sleep around the edges
megan x
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1071289/Pictured-The-amazing-monkey-waiters-serve-tables-Japanese-restaurant.html
please note.. im not in any way condoning the daily mail
and i have to remain anonymous as ive forgotten all of my identities.
Ahem...writing? I didn't see writing listed as something which takes up your time? It still does, eh? Oh and congrats on the personal life developments.
Cass - I've stoppped by quickley - I tihnk it deserves a proper look though - nice suggestion.
Caroline - doesn't everyone share my dream? And don't worry - I'm not going far. In fact I'll be only be three, count'em, three doors away from the pub.
b - Shhhhh, my love for DK must remain a secret... and yes, provided you bring some warming beverage you are more than welcome :)
megan - sleep eh? yes... I've heard people mentioning it...
anon - shocking, truely shocking that you can't remember who you are (shakes head). Can't say i'm suprosed though...
DJ - Writing, yeah... bit difficult to squeeze that in too. Luckily the MA gives me the excuse I need to keep at it. By the way, it's been geet ages since I WOrdless Wednesdayed. I am sorry.
I remembered who I am! I am Genius. Much better than I am Legend. Who in all actualilty smells of feet.
am liking the idea of you suprosed tho...
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